Let me tell you about my day...
Happy Monday.
So we start out (only events outside of routine are mentioned here) with Jason supposed to be at the dermatologist appointment at 10 this morning at Walter Reed for an issue with his finger nails. I've never been to Walter Reed, and as is my habit, we arrived with nearly an hour to spare. Getting onto post (Army calls them "posts") was easy. A guard at the gate wrote the necessary information on a visitor pass before approaching me, checked our IDs, and welcomed us in.
First, several buildings are packed into a couple of blocks worth of area, and I had no real idea which one I needed to be in, only that we needed to be in Dermatology on the 1st floor. I took a guess, and as it turned out I did identify the correct building. Unfortunately, there's no parking. Did I mention that poor Jason was sick? Yes, that's right, first I drag him slightly feverish ass out of bed, put him in the truck to go half way to the other side of D.C., then we can't find a place to park. I drove around that damn post for 45 minutes looking for a place to park, said "hell with it" and went home.
Nearly three hours after we left, we get home, having accomplished nothing. I made Jase some soup and put him to bed. He looked miserable.
I located a number for the clinic at Walter Reed and called. Missed appointments in the military are a bad thing. I explain the situation, and discovered, much to my dismay, that there is a shuttle that runs to Walter Reed from Bethesda Naval. Where there is plenty of parking, and I had plenty of time. I leave a message for the doc and went to the grocery store.
Since I started working part time late last summer, most of my grocery shopping has been with the kids. I really despise shopping with anyone else. Between the bickering, the indecision, and the disappearing kids, I tend to make the trips as short as possible. This is not very efficient and I end up going way too often. So I'm sort of enjoying my trip to the grocery store, and bought quite a few things that I haven't bought in a while.
While unloading the cart, I busted open a 10 lb. bag of sugar. This happened early in the unloading process, ensuring maximum grocery glazing.
Later in the evening Sam had a band...demonstration. Her school is a new version of my middle school, in a new neighborhood, with lots of new students. We didn't tell Sam what to wear, but she changed into a very pretty dress and wore her boots, looking very nice for her performance. I noticed that most of the kids made no effort to dress appropriately. Nobody looked nicer than she did.
On the other hand, there I sat in my jeans and Underdog T-shirt reading an R. A. Salvatore book while I waited for the 7 p.m. performance to start. As is my habit, we arrived with plenty of time to spare. Most of the parents arrived sometime around 7, give or take 10 minutes or so. Most looked much nicer than I did. In fact, I'd say that many of the kids were brought to school by grandparents or car pool or something, because it looked to me like most of these people just got in from work. And they didn't bother to silence their cell phones. As a matter of fact, not only did they not silence them, when they answered them during the performance, rather than a quick "I'll call you back," they would explain that they were at their kid's concert and proceeded to filter their way through the bleachers so they could get out of the room and carry on their conversations in peace.
The lady in front of me was priceless though. She had the latest greatest digital camera, about the size of a 1/4" thick credit card. Tiny little thing. So tiny in fact that apparently she couldn't hold it still enough to get a decent shot. She must have taken 40 pictures of her son sitting in the same position over a 20 minute period. I bet the poor kid couldn't even read his music by the time he was done, and he's going to have to live with blurry yellow pictures of himself playing a sax for the next 10 years. I bet she never heard a note.
So we made it home without running out of gas or anything, it's almost midnight and I'm still alive. I guess it's not so bad, huh?

